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Postby thejim » Wed May 23, 2007 8:56 pm

The next time I have quads and get paid off, I'm going to say, "Read'em and weep" as I turn my cards over. Then, when my opponent mucks, I'm going to say, "ship it."

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Postby on tilt » Wed May 23, 2007 9:07 pm

damn skippy
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Postby dchz » Wed May 23, 2007 9:09 pm

lol

do you play online?

cause that'll take some fast typing

but that sounds like a good plan
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Postby thejim » Wed May 23, 2007 9:47 pm

I do play online, but this has to be live. I want to see the reactions.
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Postby MushMouthMike » Wed May 23, 2007 11:18 pm

I have thought about immortalizing Brian from Ball State every time I felt someone.

Chips go the middle, I win, and then I yell out:

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
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Postby RebelRaider » Thu May 24, 2007 12:09 am

I lost to quad 3's twice last weekend in two hours. Wish I could have helped you out. My jacks full and king-high flush both got beat by a 3 on the river.
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Postby pokerscribe » Sun May 27, 2007 10:33 am

How about when somebody raises and you fold, saying:

"That's too rich for my blood."
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Postby Action Greggo » Mon May 28, 2007 3:49 pm

What about if someone raises to 15 and you fold, smiling while you say "I would have stayed in for $14.99"?
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Postby thejim » Mon May 28, 2007 9:51 pm

Full Tilt Poker Game #2533562301: Memorial Day $50K Guarantee (19159770), Table 17 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:47:26 ET - 2007/05/28
Seat 1: thejim2020 (5,500)
Seat 2: olddog3 (4,810)
Seat 3: mickeymse22 (18,235)
Seat 4: 19aimee77 (7,490)
Seat 5: bigwillyone (3,504)
Seat 6: tufdefeat (31,945)
Seat 7: TUNA TAMER (16,445)
Seat 8: jimvie (5,908)
Seat 9: jbat466 (3,770)
thejim2020 antes 50
olddog3 antes 50
mickeymse22 antes 50
19aimee77 antes 50
bigwillyone antes 50
tufdefeat antes 50
TUNA TAMER antes 50
jimvie antes 50
jbat466 antes 50
olddog3 posts the small blind of 200
mickeymse22 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thejim2020 [Qc Qh]
19aimee77 folds
bigwillyone calls 400
tufdefeat folds
TUNA TAMER folds
jimvie folds
jbat466 folds
thejim2020 raises to 5,450, and is all in
olddog3 folds
mickeymse22 calls 5,050
bigwillyone calls 3,054, and is all in
thejim2020 shows [Qc Qh]
mickeymse22 shows [Kd Ac]
bigwillyone shows [Ts 9s]
*** FLOP *** [9h 6h Qs]
*** TURN *** [9h 6h Qs] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9h 6h Qs Qd] [Tc]
thejim2020 shows four of a kind, Queens
mickeymse22 shows a pair of Queens
thejim2020 wins the side pot (3,992) with four of a kind, Queens
bigwillyone shows two pair, Queens and Tens
thejim2020 wins the main pot (11,012) with four of a kind, Queens
bigwillyone stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15,004 Main pot 11,012. Side pot 3,992. | Rake 0
Board: [9h 6h Qs Qd Tc]
Seat 1: thejim2020 (button) showed [Qc Qh] and won (15,004) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: olddog3 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: mickeymse22 (big blind) showed [Kd Ac] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: 19aimee77 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: bigwillyone showed [Ts 9s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 6: tufdefeat folded before the Flop
Seat 7: TUNA TAMER folded before the Flop
Seat 8: jimvie folded before the Flop
Seat 9: jbat466 folded before the Flop
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Postby thejim » Mon May 28, 2007 9:52 pm

I didn't say "read'em and weep", but i did say "ship it" afterwards.
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Postby TommyTwoToes » Mon May 28, 2007 10:06 pm

nice
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Postby Grunkzzz » Wed May 30, 2007 2:11 pm

There is an Indian guy who screams Ship it almost everytime he wins a pot at the place I play at.
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Re: I've made a decision.

Postby EasyTiger » Wed May 30, 2007 2:24 pm

thejim wrote:The next time I have quads and get paid off, I'm going to say, "Read'em and weep" as I turn my cards over. Then, when my opponent mucks, I'm going to say, "ship it."

Sweetness.


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MushMouthMike: ...In a DP if it slips out you will most likely hit penis....not that big of a deal.
TommyTwoToes: ...also i wont get into the intellegents debate.
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Postby thejim » Wed May 30, 2007 6:09 pm

thejim wrote:I do play online, but this has to be live. I want to see the reactions.
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Postby EasyTiger » Wed May 30, 2007 7:57 pm

Got me. I only read the initial post. Sorry for not caring enough to read the rest. Well played, Jim.
MushMouthMike: ...In a DP if it slips out you will most likely hit penis....not that big of a deal.
TommyTwoToes: ...also i wont get into the intellegents debate.
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Postby thejim » Wed May 30, 2007 10:48 pm

smculberts wrote:Got me. I only read the initial post. Sorry for not caring enough to read the rest. Well played, Jim.


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