more funny shit (copied from p5s - credit to zackallen)

by **thejim** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:40 pm

This was a conversation I had on yahoo messenger. It cracked me up, so thought I would share:

Dustin: [14:24] Dustin: Prolly my biggest pet peeve in poker..
[14:25] Dustin: That and I hate this too..
[14:25] Dustin: "I"ll put you all - in".
[14:26] Dustin: No. You won't put ME all-in. You can put YOU all-in, but my chips going all in are MY responsibility, not yours...

[14:26] Alan DNA: lol

Dustin: [14:26] Dustin: i HATE "i'll put you all-in"
[14:26] Dustin: Really? I am all in now? WTF? I was just sitting here, and now I am all-in..

[14:27] Dustin: I wish I could put my opponents all-in whenever the fuck i wanted too..
[14:27] Dustin: Hey, jimmy...you are all in..Tough break on your 9 high...

Dustin: [14:27] Alan DNA: lol

[14:28] Dustin: Two biggest pet peeves in poker..
[14:28] Dustin: Ready for number three?
[14:28] Alan DNA: lets hear it
[14:28] Dustin: Player A. "I bet"
[14:28] Dustin: Player B. "I re-raise"
[14:28] Dustin: ????
[14:28] Dustin: Did I miss something?
[14:28] Alan DNA: rofl
Zack Allen: rofl
Dustin: [14:29] Dustin: Happens alot..
[14:29] Dustin: Player A. Check
[14:29] Dustin: Player B. "I raise"
[14:29] Dustin: WTF?
[14:29] Dustin: Who?
[14:29] Dustin: You check x 2?

[14:29] Dustin: So, really you bet $0
[14:29] Dustin: So, you check as well??
[14:30] Dustin: Check = $0 Raise = 1st bet x 2
Dustin: [14:30] Dustin: So, $0x2 = ZERO! You check as well..! Congrats you fucking donkey. You fucked up, YET AGAIN!
[14:31] Dustin: HERE IS THE TURN CARD...OH IT IS A FLUSH CARD. TOO BAD DONKEY, YOU LET HIM GET THERE FOR FREE CAUSE YOU "RAISED A CHECK" - YOU DUMBASS
[14:31] Dustin: I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT TO BACK HAND THEM.

[14:32] Dustin: FLOP 883. Player A - Check. Player B. Bet.
[14:32] Dustin: Player A. Raise. Player B. All - in.
[14:32] Dustin: Player A. Insta Call..
Dustin: [14:33] Dustin: Player B. Do you have an 8?
[14:33] Alan DNA: haha
[14:33] Dustin: NO FUCK WAD I INSTA CALLED WITH A FUCKING 3!!
Dustin: anyway...i thought it was good..

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by **iamaclone** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:43 pm

that's good stuff

by **Zero** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:10 pm

That didnt take as long to read as the Brandie thread...it wasn't as an entertaining either.

Still funny though.

by **Neko's Ohana** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:24 pm

wow, you talk about poker with the people that you play poker with...and then you talk about poker with us too.

Maybe that's why I don't get it....

How many times have I pushed the "I put you all in" button?

by **thejim** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:29 pm

Nekosohana wrote:wow, you talk about poker with the people that you play poker with...and then you talk about poker with us too.

Maybe that's why I don't get it....

How many times have I pushed the "I put you all in" button?

I was not involved in that conversation. I just thought it was funny.

by **Neko's Ohana** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:45 pm

thejim wrote:
Nekosohana wrote:wow, you talk about poker with the people that you play poker with...and then you talk about poker with us too.

Maybe that's why I don't get it....

How many times have I pushed the "I put you all in" button?

I was not involved in that conversation. I just thought it was funny.

Hmmm, I thought you were Dustin, my bad! I know the all in thing agitates the shit out of you. Although I didn't know that it was poor form until you told me.

by **iamaclone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:03 pm

Nekosohana wrote:
Hmmm, I thought you were Dustin, my bad!

He's Jim

by **Arizona DONK** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:06 pm

Nekosohana wrote:I know the all in thing agitates the shit out of you. Although I didn't know that it was poor form until you told me.

It's not in poor form if you're using it intentionally to piss off your opponent.

by **Neko's Ohana** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:54 pm

Arizona Don wrote:
Nekosohana wrote:I know the all in thing agitates the shit out of you. Although I didn't know that it was poor form until you told me.

It's not in poor form if you're using it intentionally to piss off your opponent.

Ah...Now I can use it again! Strategic weapons here I come!

by **BigSlick** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:35 pm

Nekosohana wrote:
Arizona Don wrote:
Nekosohana wrote:I know the all in thing agitates the shit out of you. Although I didn't know that it was poor form until you told me.

It's not in poor form if you're using it intentionally to piss off your opponent.

Ah...Now I can use it again! Strategic weapons here I come!

Yeah, but the way you phrase it: "I'll tap you," it doesn't so much agitate people as it just plain weirds them out.

by **thejim** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:01 pm

Yeah. Weird.

by **TommyTwoToes** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm

thejim wrote:Yeah. Weird.

lol great picture jim

by **Neko's Ohana** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:00 pm

BigSlick wrote:
Nekosohana wrote:
Arizona Don wrote:
Nekosohana wrote:I know the all in thing agitates the shit out of you. Although I didn't know that it was poor form until you told me.

It's not in poor form if you're using it intentionally to piss off your opponent.

Ah...Now I can use it again! Strategic weapons here I come!

Yeah, but the way you phrase it: "I'll tap you," it doesn't so much agitate people as it just plain weirds them out.

Ugh, you say one wrong thing and they never let you live it downa round here. Hence the Jamba account.